Poetry of Spam

The following was found in my work email on Friday. Disguising the usual links for various drug sales, of course. But I thought that the opening line sounded so cheery, I just wanted to share it with you all. I have not made any changes to the text, so don't blame me for the poor spelling/grammar/lack of capitals & punctuation.

hoary hoary potto puddle!

lory sinewy juicy link.

puddle telly bane dance.
entail hoary khan enable.
winy amines schism today.
proem sadism tower comity.
parish whack drag.
brooch asthma.
smug laser jocose dago.
paid terse asthma potto!
link argue put.
vouch link sinewy footer!
virus filler pirn smug!
winy drag sweet sultry!
tother metope metope.
stable riven hoary planer.
egress patio pinto sleigh.
focal potto sultry.
juicy vouch.
filler stable pinto sleigh?
ennui idly dagger.
laser virus.
terse damme tower quid.
maths idly proem.
vouch hunch solar.
drat dance uptake.
sultry hern.
sweet alert planer sinewy?
hoary sadism.
diver uptake riven amines?
hoary maths metope yawl.
common alert.
haggle argue.
common sultry.
ennui potto drat entail.
puddle today egress.
lory ennui braky maths?
smug dagger today virus?
drat potto.
telly filler.
pant patio toss.
laser diver.
furore yawl scrap filler?
puddle proem.
filler potto.
shapen paid focal si?
lower asthma si.
tendon patio metope.
patio jocose laser.
lower metope lory juicy!
vouch pirn tendon regard.
trader boh dance dago?
common tother.
bane asthma filler scrap?
planer dagger sadism abbess!
breezy infer brooch footer!
tother stable common.
dalle si put drag!
proem lower yawl.
uptake ennui.
focal virile drat patio.
scrap ennui smug damme!
hunch hunch telly quid!
tother drag pant brooch?
sadism virus yawl hackee!
smug regard shapen.
pinto asthma sultry stable.
loss tower idly smug!
sweet terse planer drag!
sweet pirn diver metope!
hunch alert potto pant!
uptake dago focal link?
braky legal toss yawl.
filler amines diver filth.
yawl comity toss shapen!
sinewy riven.
pinto hern argue lemon!
pirn tower proem tendon?
asthma put argue maths?
si today robin footer?
metope tother dagger.
abbess egress infer puddle.
winy alert laser camera!
haggle telly robin.
lower hoary.
today sinewy telly infer!
sleigh mute pinto dance!
pant camera.
sultry pinto enable smug.
sultry whack.
dance solar proem.
breezy asthma.
dalle winy quid abbess.
robin quid alert mute!
boh alert mute alert.
footer potto.